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موضوع: Husband V/S Wife الإثنين ديسمبر 06, 2010 3:27 pm |
| Husband V/S Wife
Husband: Do you know the meaning of W I F E? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime! Wife: No darling, it means,With Idiot For Ever ************************************************** ***** Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new o ne everyday. ************************************************** ****** Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills..
Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you ************************************************** ****** Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are. Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me. ************************************************** ****** Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents ************************************************** ***** Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest? Husband: A lovely Push...!!! ************************************************** ******* Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again ************************************************** ******* After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you.. The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice
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